Ivan Musoke

The One About The Law

He: Do you know why I’m arresting you?

She: Kale you’re dry! Am I supposed to do your job?
He: Madam, it’s because you are not supposed to move under the influence.
She: I’m not driving. Be serious.
He: Excuse you please. Even walking is a punishable offense.
She: Are you telling me Walking To Work wasn’t bad enough,you had to find other ways to punish people who have no cars?
He: Only those running on liquor.
She: But I’m not even drunk.
He: Your eyes are red.
She: I was rubbing…
He: Rub-a-dubbing is a punishable offense.
She: …my eyes.
He: I don’t believe you. I’m going to need you to blow in to this…
She: I know my rights. My mouth is for eating….
He: In that case I’m going to have to arrest you for dressing  indecently. According to the anti-pornography act…
She: How is this indecent?
He: Your clothes are see through. I can see your panties.
She: That’s where you’re wrong. I’m not wearing any. That’s cellulite.
He: Well, in that case, I will charge you with attempting to lure men…
She: What? That was not my intention.
He: No?
She: No.
He: In that case, I’m going to arrest you for attempting to lure women, which, as my luck would have it,  is a punishable offense according to the Anti-Homosexuality act…
She: That law has loop-holes…
He: Madam, don’t bring holes in to this…
She: Where is the sense in arresting a gay person and throwing him or her in to a place where he or she may be sodomized?
He: We don’t throw them in to jail first. First we probe them…
She: My point exactly…
He: … then we put them in a cell without soap.

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