Ivan Musoke

One Afternoon, not too long ago. . .

“when I was growing up as a child. . .”

-Patience Rwabogo

So there I was, chillin’ out at a pal’s video lib. Conversating as we are wont to, when suddenly…

Vacist: Man, you guy, your stuff is dope! Do you have Sopranos?

Mr. E: Yeah, what season?

Vacist: Okay, what. Gene (generally), I can’t click what season it was. Oba (perhaps) it was 2 or 3. First play and I scan

After a few moments of “scanning”

Vacist: Yeah, mob! That’s the one. Man! But I am going to pay 1500 instead of 2500, shit is tight ehn, you click?

Mr. E: But borrowing is Two grand.

Vacist: Eh..Okay.. heh

Then he sees me…

Vacist: You guy, you’re a blogger, what!

Me: Er…

Vacist: Man, don’t deny, what! You’re the chief blogger, yeah. I read about you somewhere!

Me: Yeah, I blog, but I wouldn’t say I’m a chief blogger. Ernest blogs more than me. He even puts up pikicha of roco artis

Vacist: Ah, wah, so you write what!

Me: I write whatever comes to. . .

Vacist: I know. I was saying. So you write articles, words, those things, what!

Me: Uhm, yes… those things

Vacist: So how do I blog, begin writing,what! Who do I pay?

Me (suppressing urge to make money off this chap and his question tags): It’s easy, just go online, sign up and you’re set

Vacist: Its that easy what! Man those things of internet, www, what! Those things are tight mob man, when!

Me: What??

Vacist: Yeah, sorry, I meant what! You click these things ehn, man!

…and then

(I promised I wouldn’t include him in this post so in all fairness, we have only one side of the chat)

Vacist: Man. Do you want someone to work here with you.

?

Vacist: Its kawa, I don’t want money. Okay you can pay me a bit while I try out

?

Vacist: I like movies,what!

Me: You just want to hit on girls

Vacist: Uh, no man! You guy you are a spoiler, what!

Me: You haven’t got the job yet, I can spoil more for you.

Vacist: Man, be easy. Be kawa

So I shot him.

27 Comments

  1. I agree with b2b and chanel…….. Atte don’t be hating on vacists like that; eliminating the retarded, the demented, the sex crazed, the bored and plotless, the wanna-bes (ok, it sounds like everyone is being eliminated) the ones left if any, are a pretty decent lot who deserve a bit of credit for being non-conformists. Ok, on second thought, scratch that!

  2. Semambo: you’re saying you zig, what? Dem haters just be all up in my atmosphere, those things? Gene, I be asking them, how am I supposed to breathe with no air, no oxygen, what?
    Dusk: its not hater-ation, Its observation, those things, what!
    Chanel: that g is going to taste copper what! i will more him bullets, where!
    B2B; You guy, I’m ashashing you, I was never like that, I have ha-had you choking ma steez, man!
    Alesi;warrup, wasguwd?
    Detamble; Someone had to!

  3. The words that brought me back to life what!
    Vacist: Its that easy what! Man those things of internet, www, what! Those things are tight mob man, when!
    Me: What??
    Vacist: Yeah, sorry, I meant what! You click these things ehn, man!

  4. Cheri and Hustle never make an appearance int he same sentence. Ask around.
    But Lol B2B…the u too was meant for Ivan. But even u! Don’t ashash me.

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