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IRONIC Its that time again, Iâ€™m house-sitting in Bugolobi and as such I wonâ€™t have very regular posts. This time round, I am not blessed with a TV so huge you can play table tennis on its screen, but what I do have is a wireless internet connection with no computer. Itâ€™s like that line […]
I wrote a story a while back, it was of a watchman drunk, Drunk as hell, was the story of he, but nonetheless, just a story it seemed to be, But a lot of truth is told in jest, so now compelled I feel, compelled to tell the story behind the story, The tale if […]
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â€œwhen I was growing up as a child. . .â€ -Patience Rwabogo So there I was, chillinâ€™ out at a palâ€™s video lib. Conversating as we are wont to, when suddenlyâ€¦ Vacist: Man, you guy, your stuff is dope! Do you have Sopranos? Mr. E: Yeah, what season? Vacist: Okay, what. Gene (generally), I canâ€™t […]
You know when, you know where. Come on over and let’s do this! Oh yeah, people in attendance are usually more colorful than this thing.
Youâ€™ve heard the news, R. Kelly is NOT GUILTY. However, you have to ask yourself what it was like in the courtroom. . . -So Mr. Kelly, Mr. Pied Piperâ€¦ R! mask, ziggy dee, whatever your name is, what do you have to say for yourselfâ€¦ Kells: Well, if I could turnâ€¦ turn back the […]
I had a Turkish delight this morning. That was on my way to the bathroomâ€¦soapy water got into my mouth so what was once rose flavored, became Geisha flavored. Tasted like crap, incase you were wondering. My pal told me that who you are at 25 is who you will be for the rest of […]
â€œI donâ€™t knowâ€¦ Itâ€™s flattering I guess. More flattering than troubling, to think that when youâ€™re bleeding love, that bleedingâ€™s for meâ€¦â€ How did we meet? Thatâ€™s not really the important bit. Well, I suppose it makes for better reading than the â€œwhereâ€. It was a bar mind you. Nothing classy, nothing fancy. Just a […]
I dropped a rhyme | Once upon a time, Back in the day | Back in my prime, I dropped a rhyme in a style lyrical, The delivery with a precision kinda surgical, But that was back thenâ€¦ when, No one gave a shit about mice and men, When, My mind wandered about on a […]
The initial idea was to type out something about Nairobi, experimenting with different types of meat, meeting Idols and a dude at the airport with the tact of an undertaker, going around asking â€œwhat is final destination?â€ That is, I was supposed to type out something about Thursday last week and the days that followed, […]